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Aquarius Pisces Aries Taurus Gemini Cancer

Jan 21-Feb 19 Feb 20-Mar 20 Mar 21-Apr 20 Apr 21-May 20 May 21-June21 June22-July22

You are sensitive and kind, but most people think you are a stupid cunt. Stop being a cunt. Your career is on the fast track, thanks to your expert cock sucking. Keep sucking all that cock and one day you might be receptionist! You consider yourself to be wise and intelligent. Most people think you are stupid and boring. You are an idiot. Your birth - sign is a horrible, pathetic piece of shit car made by FORD. Fuck. Go upgrade with a Hyundai or something. Shit. Being bisexual does not make you creative. It just means you are a skanky whore. Thigs keep getting better for you at home and at workl. Try not getting drunk at the Christmas party and telling everyone you were molested in boy scouts.

Leo Virgo Libra Scorpio Sagittarius Capricorn

July 23-Aug 22 Aug 23-Sept 22 Sep 23-Oct 22 Oct 23-Nov 22 Nov 23-Dec 21 Dec 22-Jan 20

You are always made me very sick. Stop being such a phoney. There is nothing more disgusting than a Virgo. They all have AIDS. This month will be a great time for you to catch a new STD. You are a registered sex offender. Yes you are. Christmas can be a depressing time for many, but only for Jews. Don't be a jew. Your diets alkways fail becasue you are a stupid, fat pig.

Aquarius	Pisces	Aries	Taurus	Gemini	Cancer
Jan 21-Feb 19	Feb 20-Mar 20	Mar 21-Apr 20	Apr 21-May 20	May 21-June21	June22-July22
You are sensitive and kind, but most people think you are a stupid cunt. Stop being a cunt.	Your career is on the fast track, thanks to your expert cock sucking. Keep sucking all that cock and one day you might be receptionist!	You consider yourself to be wise and intelligent. Most people think you are stupid and boring. You are an idiot.	Your birth - sign is a horrible, pathetic piece of shit car made by FORD. Fuck. Go upgrade with a Hyundai or something. Shit.	Being bisexual does not make you creative. It just means you are a skanky whore.	Thigs keep getting better for you at home and at workl. Try not getting drunk at the Christmas party and telling everyone you were molested in boy scouts.
Leo	Virgo	Libra	Scorpio	Sagittarius	Capricorn
July 23-Aug 22	Aug 23-Sept 22	Sep 23-Oct 22	Oct 23-Nov 22	Nov 23-Dec 21	Dec 22-Jan 20
You are always made me very sick. Stop being such a phoney.	There is nothing more disgusting than a Virgo. They all have AIDS.	This month will be a great time for you to catch a new STD.	You are a registered sex offender. Yes you are.	Christmas can be a depressing time for many, but only for Jews. Don't be a jew.	Your diets alkways fail becasue you are a stupid, fat pig.