More About the Dashing Roy

Hello. As you may know, I was once a brilliant engineering / marketing man at Depends. Recently, I was terminated for..in my opinion..pushing the envelope of protective undergarment technology. A conspiracy? Most certainly. Behold the wonders of the X-46 Power Dumper.

This model, along with my innovative marketing campaign would have put a lot of Diaper companies out of business.

 

Under rigorous testing, the diaper never once leaked.

My Jingle.

My "from the hip" commercial.

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