<SCRIPT> /* By Michael Dillon drevil_nz@hotmail.com Featured on JavaScript Kit (http://javascriptkit.com) For this and over 400+ free scripts, visit http://javascriptkit.com */ var val="" var counter="0" themessage=new Array() themessage[0]="George, you have an amazing body and a wonderful personality. Would you marry me?" themessage[1]="Wow, George, I never realised what a freakin guru you were! Keep it up dude!" themessage[2]="You're everything I have ever wanted in a man." themessage[3]="I love your way with words, your pictures are fantastic, and you are modest, too, which is very rare in guys these days." themessage[4]="Rumour has it that you are in fact a bit of a sex god. Can you confirm that?" themessage[5]="Oh George, you are such a stud! Who would have thought a nice guy like yourself would be so well-hung?" themessage[6]="I love you. You're the greatest...I want to have your baby." themessage[7]="George, you are truly wonderful. I really have to meet you someday." themessage[8]="You know, when I get to meet you in person the first thing I am going to do is give you all my money, seeing as you are so cool." themessage[9]="Will you be my best man? I know you don't know me and stuff, but I would be honoured, I really would." themessage[10]="Gosh, George, you get me so hot just looking at you...oh, I can't believe I just typed that!" themessage[11]="You look really familiar...are you a supermodel or something?" themessage[12]="Hey, George, I was wondering...if you're not doing anything tonight...um, would you wanna see a movie?" themessage[13]="Do you sleep on your stomach, George? Can I?" themessage[14]="I never thought I could love someone I didn't know...but you have proved me wrong." themessage[15]="You're bad to the bone, b-b-b-b-bad, b-b-b-b-b-bad." themessage[16]="You are seriously the nicest guy I have ever known. The way you make me feel is just out of this world." themessage[17]="Was your father a terrorist, George? Because you da bomb." themessage[18]="It's almost like you control my words, that's how much power you have over me..." themessage[19]="I really dig you, George, I dig you with a big spade...I'll pay if that's what it takes." x=Math.floor(Math.random()*themessage.length) function changer(){ if(counter>=themessage[x].length){return false} else{ val+=themessage[x].charAt(counter) document.myform.mytext.value=val counter++ return false } } function resetit(){ alert("Thanks for your feedback. You really are too nice.") document.myform.mytext.value="" counter="0" val="" x=Math.floor(Math.random()*themessage.length) } </SCRIPT> <DIV align=left> <TABLE height=182 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=542 border=0> <TBODY> <TR> <TD vAlign=top width=542 height=182><FONT face=Arial> <FORM name=myform> <P><SMALL>Type in here:</SMALL></FONT></P> <P><FONT face=Arial><TEXTAREA onkeypress="return changer()" name=mytext rows=10 wrap=virtual cols=40></TEXTAREA><BR><BR><INPUT onclick=resetit() type=button value="Submit Feedback"></FONT></P></FORM></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> </DIV> <p align="center"><font face="arial" size="-2">This free script provided by</font><br> <font face="arial, helvetica" size="-2"><a href="http://javascriptkit.com">JavaScript Kit</a></font></p></textarea></p></p>